Post by jhar26 on Jul 9, 2006 8:03:45 GMT -5
George Bush dies and goes straight to hell. At hell's gate he meets the devil who tells him that hell is full and there are no vacancy's. Since George's sins are far too many, the devil had a proposal. He said, "George, you know I can't let you go, but since we've got no vacancy's I'm gonna let someone else go. You know all three and you will choose which one you will replace."
The devil takes George to the first room and it is a scene from Antarctica, freezing and cold. Here he sees president Richard Nixon who punishment it is to repeatedly dive into the icy water, go to the bottom to retrieve one of his many lies and repeat this forever. George looks at the devil and says he will let Nixon stay there, "Hey, I'm from Texas, we like the warm weather."
The devil takes Dubya to the second room, it's hot as hell and he sees his dad pounding on a rockpile that will never end. George looks at the devil, shakes his head and calls out to his Presidential dad, "Sorry paw, I'd take your place but I have that bum shoulder from one of my DUI's."
Now the devil takes George to the third and final room. He sees President Bill Clinton on an inclined bed with his hands and feet strapped to the bedposts. Below is Monica Lewinsky doing what she does best. George thinks real hard for awhile, smiles and looks at the devil, figures he can get used to this, and so he tells the devil, "Ok, I choose this room." On that note , the devil smiles at George and yells into the room......."Hey Monica! You can go now!"
Gaston
The devil takes George to the first room and it is a scene from Antarctica, freezing and cold. Here he sees president Richard Nixon who punishment it is to repeatedly dive into the icy water, go to the bottom to retrieve one of his many lies and repeat this forever. George looks at the devil and says he will let Nixon stay there, "Hey, I'm from Texas, we like the warm weather."
The devil takes Dubya to the second room, it's hot as hell and he sees his dad pounding on a rockpile that will never end. George looks at the devil, shakes his head and calls out to his Presidential dad, "Sorry paw, I'd take your place but I have that bum shoulder from one of my DUI's."
Now the devil takes George to the third and final room. He sees President Bill Clinton on an inclined bed with his hands and feet strapped to the bedposts. Below is Monica Lewinsky doing what she does best. George thinks real hard for awhile, smiles and looks at the devil, figures he can get used to this, and so he tells the devil, "Ok, I choose this room." On that note , the devil smiles at George and yells into the room......."Hey Monica! You can go now!"
Gaston